I WISH

Sometimes I wish I were a guy. I wouldn't have to pluck my eyebrows or shave my legs. I wouldn't have to have period pains. I could have my own 'mafia brotherhood gang'. My bros' would back me up when I'm in trouble. I can joke around with them without having to worry I would offend them. My bros' wouldn't overreact over small things and I don't have to be so cautious. Nobody could ever call me a bitch. And I wouldn't have to spend so much money on beauty products. All I have to worry about is what I'm having for lunch later and what car I would be driving after school. Life would be simple.